Everything I know about cars

Simon & Schuster for young readers

32 Pages . Ages 4-9

Did you know that cars were really invented by two horses from Ohio who got tired of hauling everyone's butt around town? Or that souped-up cars actually contain no soup at all? Or that red cars are the fastest kind? These are just a few of the little-known facts you'll learn in my latest know-it-all-make-up-the-rest book. It's jam-packed with high-speed nonsense about everything from dragsters to dump trucks. Complete with a guide for drawing your own silly, made-up cars.

"A gassed-up laff-fest that will keep readers roaring back for more."

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"Few will read it without cracking up!"


Two free activity guides! It's like twin turbos!