Everything I know about monsters

Simon & Schuster for young readers

32 Pages . Ages 4-10

Using my patented system of made-up facts and educated guesses, Everything I Know About Monsters reveals all the gory details about creatures of creepiness: what they eat (dirty socks), what's in their brains (not much), and how to scare them out of the basement (stand at the top of the stairs and bang pots and pans together). It's full of a wide variety of imaginative monsters who are more fun than fearsome.

"Sure to be a hit with kids"

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